Dear sweet Taytay

During gym class me and Taylor make up very perverted and strange jokes that mutate from really any topic, most revently was the subject of dog poop that led to a therispt that rapes his patients but they assume it's just what a doctor does. And god love her me and taytay find these jokes very amusing but when we say them and other people that I'm not friends with over hear it makes me quite nervous and I could easily play it off with making a totally obvious joke so this person over hearing our convo will get that we aren't being serious but instead I get to laugh nervously and they prolly think something is totally wrong...