So, in the morning I got downstairs and finished my breakfast early and my mom left some cold cuts outing the counter so I thought I could have a piece of salami while I wait to go out for the bus.
My mom says to me:
"oh, today at panera we are posting the calories of all of our food"
Me: "intresting, people won't want to eat anymore cookies" (I say this knowing that the cookies are large and contain over 300 calories each)
My mom: "people will be surprised to see the Italian sandwich has over 900 calories (as she points to the salami I'm eating)"
Then she goes on to talk about how people wonder why their fat and it's simply because they eat too much, thanks mom way to make me feel self conscious.
fucking A you're not fucking fat you're like fucking aneroxic give it up already no one believes your fucking "self-conscious"
ReplyDeletebtw -- that's one stupid-ass idea (panera). this is america, for gods sake
sorry...was that too bitchy? i just meant, i don't think you are fat and that your mother wasn't insinuating that...but that whole concept was the joke part right...right...
ReplyDeleteAparently they have to post everything in Cali now so they thought they would just do it everywhere.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes there in lies the funny of the joke